Sunday, 14 April 2013
Monday, 1 April 2013
(24) 30 March. Home and Goodbyes
We left Morocco yesterday after a last morning with the other groups – and promises to keep in touch - before we all went our separate ways (although most were on the same flight as us, for the first part at least). It was a short run to the local airport and the trip to Casablanca and where we had our first twitch as the guys doing passport checks seemed to be confused and suspicious of our in-and-out in a day routine from yesterday. Still, it was resolved and we were allowed to get our bags, move 200 yards through the terminal, and then wait seven hours for the next plane. Of course there was still the question (for Sue at least) of whether the process that acknowledged her having ‘exported’ the Audi actually worked. Happily all went swimmingly and we arrived in Gatwick as planned without further problems.
Trips like ours are made by the people so we would like to say a big public ‘thank you’ to the other groups we hung out with, helped us on our way and generally made the last two weeks as memorable as they have been. To John and Terry and Mark in the Peugeot who were unquestionably the best organised of us as far as any car emergencies were concerned; they managed to produce something to help all of us out of a crisis at some point when the rest of us had run out of ideas. To Hugo and Tom, the Irish guys in their Mercedes which seemed to stand in as a portable Morrisons; we all loved the moment at the border when the guard asked all the British to come to the front of the queue and you willingly counted yourselves in our number. And to Robin, Ian and Nigel in the other Mercedes (the one with head gasket problem); great ‘doers’ and ‘fixers’ and between them generous to a fault. It has been great trip guys. Thank you.
And finally a ‘thank you’ to those of you out there who have been supporting us in raising money for Great Ormond Street and sharing our adventure. We both hope that in some small way this blog has allowed us to share the fun, the frustrations and the thrills of the last two weeks.
Now with Added Photos!
We have now added a few pictures to the appropriate blog entries including a video of us driving on the beach. Or as the marketing people would have it: ‘we have added new media product to enhance your blog-reading experience.’
(23) 29 March. Car Selling Part 2 - Moroccan Madness.
We argued the merits of right hand drive cars, of diesel against petrol, and how maintainable the cars were (they would use any excuse to justify lower prices; one of them tried to argue that as one of the cars was a diesel turbo it would be more difficult to run than a petrol car despite us having got it to the border and diesel being widely available). We bartered in English and Spanish and French using mobile phones to pump in the prices being sought and offered. And we worked in groups and as individuals selling cars singly or as a job lot. Eventually we had to settle on a price and make the sale. We made £600 for the Audi, somewhat more than the paltry £300 originally offered but not quite the £1000 plus that we understood it might be worth. But it is all money in the charity pot and we at least now had a fighting chance of getting back across the border before it shut. So, with the main aim of the trip now complete and everybody feeling somewhat frazzled from the previous three hours, we sauntered back towards the border and the last couple of hurdles: getting back into and then, ultimately, out of Morocco.
As it turned out getting in was relatively straightforward. As we moved through the various check points questions were raised about us having not gone into Mauritania so we just played along and told them we had not been allowed in as we had no visa. It seemed silly really as it was clear what we had done – and what we had done was not illegal so why even bring it up? We can only assume they were testing us to see if they could intimidate us into handing over a ‘cadeaux’. They got none. And neither did Mr Shady who was busy in his little office processing people leaving Morocco as we walked behind it on the way back in. Despite knowing we were on the correct side of the law the few yards from the open back door to his office and the border marker seemed like an eternity and it was a relief to step onto the road beyond the border that we had arrived at nearly eight hours earlier.
Finally it was a cramped four hour taxi ride back to our hotel (five in a four seater – two on the front seat) followed by a night out together with the other groups to celebrate our adventure, new friends and a safe trip home.
(22) 29 March. Car Selling Part 1 - Leaving Morocco
Today has most definitely been an experience. I expect there are few people who can say they have bartered hard with Arabic second hand car dealers in the middle of a desert minefield. We are now part of that lucky (?) few.
The gates opened (somewhat late) and slowly we inched ahead as they waved cars on, one by one, for processing. After over two hours it was our turn and after parking up we checked out the protracted process for leaving the country - who to go to for what and in which order. It was then into our first queue outside one of the buildings for passport checks. I thrust Sue’s and my passports through the narrow window and waited for them to be processed. And then the ‘problems’ and the banter to resolve: we had no Mauritanian visa - we did not need one as we were not entering that country; we were selling our cars? – yes, but this was perfectly legal; it would be difficult to process the passports without a visa – I was sure a man as competent as he would be able to resolve that issue. And with that a packet of cigarettes was palmed through the window and our passports were returned suitably stamped.
We went back to the other teams, who seemed to be stalled at the passport control hut along with a big pile of cigarette packets by the window hatch. I stuck my head through the window and asked my shady friend if we had a problem. It seems that more cars and more people doing the same as Sue and I was something we needed to talk about. With that he waved me round to the rear of the small building and through the back door into his office, locking me in with him and shutting the window blind as scenes from the film Midnight Express ran through my mind. We were there in the tatty office, walls lined with dirty, A4 dot-matrix printouts of head shots showing Interpol’s most wanted - looking more like Roswell aliens than human faces - and within 25 yards of signs in Arabic decrying bribes, and between us proceeded to perform a dance of words:
‘Have I offended you, sir?’. ‘Why would you think that?’. ‘Because you have not invited me to sit down and I am in your office.’
‘I would like you to bring be back some Mauritanian coffee monsieur.’ ‘Why would you want Mauritanian coffee sir when you have a cup of fine Moroccan coffee on your desk?’ ‘I think monsieur you are not as stupid as you pretend.’
It was all smiles and friendliness and eye contact during fifteen minutes of verbal sparring as we both tried to score points off each other. And it was also strangely enjoyable while all the time we both pointedly avoided discussing the guard getting a token cut of our profits yet nevertheless moved forward to a point of agreement on the fact.
After more words and smiles and comments from each of us on how decent the other was my partner in corruption let me out. We could all now finish the process of leaving Morocco: the others had their cars deregistered, then customs and finally another police check. Then we drove into the desert where the dealers awaited…
Saturday, 30 March 2013
(21) 28 March. At Dakhla!
Our plan for the next couple of days keeps changing slightly: we know the border does not open until 8.30 and we must cross it to sell car. But between the border and Dakhla there is little but 300 miles of desert. Our original plan had been to camp near the border and drive in early but we remembered the small detail of the land mines that litter this area from the conflict over Western Sahara and which have yet to be fully cleared: going 'off piste' is not a good plan here, especially as you get further south. So now it will be a drive into Dakhla and a very early run for the border. Today's drive then would be relatively short with more of the same rocky desert views on this isolated road. Of course, we would always have the joy of police checkpoints every now and again.
We made the journey in good time without any 'infractions' and hence no fines. In fact, apart from the inconvenience, these check points are generally fine and manned by the 'Greys' with whom you can share a laugh. We soon reached the turn off for Dakhla.
I’m now off to my comfortable bed and hopefully a good sleep before our 4.30am start.
(20) 27 March. Southward Bound
As we were driving along the isolated coastal road in the dark last night, avoiding the Insha'Allah driving of those coming at us on the wrong side of the road around corners, we passed a neon lit hotel advertising 3-star luxury. It was too tempting, even if we had not reached Sidi Akhfennir. So this morning we are clean, rested and, as it turned out, on the edges of the town.
This morning, after strong coffee from the cafe one side of the hotel and freshly baked bread from the bakery on the other, we set off. Today promised to be a long day with the aim simply to reduce the miles between us and the border. We would be driving hundreds of miles along a long straight road that cut its way through the edge of the desert within a stone's throw of the Atlantic: mile after mile of featureless rocky, shrubby desert with occasional views of the Atlantic rolling onto huge wide beaches and no civilisation save the occasional nomadic tent. It could have been very tedious if it had not been for the police.
Since being in Western Sahara we have seen so many checkpoints; they seem to largely crop up every time you enter and then leave a town. I reckon we passed through eight today. Generally they were friendly and we had a laugh and a joke and they took off us only our pre-prepared paperwork giving the usual details about passport number, name etc: nothing to raise concerns. But there are so many different types of police and sometimes checkpoints are within yards of each other and the only difference between them being the uniforms of those manning them.
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
(19) 26 March. Beach-ed
We have had an interesting day.
We parked up on the sand, went for a swim, had a cooked breakfast and then agreed that we would head off down the beach-line for a few miles, keeping close to the wet sand near the receding tide, the sand being firmer there. Seven miles down the beach at speeds of up to 70 mph. It was great fun. Then we turned round for the return trip.
Things that tell you that your morning is not quite going to plan: firstly, four out of four cars get stuck in the supposedly harder sand turning round; and secondly, whilst digging one of the cars out you notice the water is lapping round the tyres of one of the others... who said the tide was going out…?
And our worry about getting back up the slope and off the beach? Well that was the easy bit with only one car needing a little help to do the last few feet and which was thankfully given a tow by a passing four wheel drive; it saved us from digging and pushing again.
Post Script. We probably will not be having that nice dinner now as we have been pulled over and fined £60 for not stopping at a 'Stop' sign (in Arabic it has to be said).
(18) 25 March. To the Beach!
However, when he arrived he sadly reported he had no petrol so it was back on the road to the next garage with a plan to tow the Mercedes should it run out of fuel on the way. This next garage too was shut. We asked a passing soldier if there was another garage nearby and I know our French is not that good but I am pretty sure he asked us if we wanted some contraband fuel to which we guessed the correct answer was 'Non, merci.'. A lady in the shop next door rang the owner at home to get him out. Through miming she suggested he was sleeping off a large lunch. He eventually turned up and opened up, then promptly ran out of petrol after filling one car with 30 litres. Still, we now had enough to be going on with.
(17) 24 March. Deserted Desert
After yesterday's trial separation Sue agreed to take me back today as long as I behaved myself and bought her chocolate every day...
Our route thus far has taken us to the south of the Anti Atlas Mountains but as a group we would all like to see them - they are meant to be spectacular - so we found a circular route that takes us from Tata north to Igherm and then back again to the nearby town of Akka from where we could head into the desert. The route is billed as 'mostly sealed' and there were various ideas on what this may mean but we reckoned it should be less bone jarring than yesterday.
Before we left there was one thing we had to do: prepare the fish for the ovens. Take a dozen fresh sardines and split into two piles. Sprinkle each with a little olive oil and juice of half a lemon then wrap in silver foil and wire to the engine block of a couple of handy old bangers. Cook at Gas Mark 8 or equivalent (110 miles at 40 mph). Yes, we thought we would try a different style of cooking and the results were delicious. There has to be a tv programme in there somewhere surely... (The downside to this method is that it does seem to leave a rather fishy smell trailing behind the vehicles but as one car pointed out that would remove any need for radios or mobiles to find out where you were: just follow the fish).
As I write this I am lying in the absolute stillness of the desert in my sleeping bag under the stars. The moon is lighting up the whole valley and if it were not for the fact I feel sleep beckoning I would go and spend a little more time enjoying the peace and solitude of this magical setting by moonlight before tomorrow's departure.
Monday, 25 March 2013
(16) 23 March. Desert Deserters
Today we carried on our descent from the mountains that we aborted last night. As we are getting on so well as groups we also mixed the cars up a bit; one of the Irish guys went with Sue and I travelled with the other in their car so we could work on some songs for the entertainment around that night's camp fire.
We reckoned we still had some 9 miles to go to Knob but at least the s-bend descent had finished and we were more or less level. Sue actually achieved 50 mph over a wide, flat, moonscape-like plateau towards the end of the descent.
So we rounded off the day with a good fast night run to Tata some 90 miles away getting there at 9.30pm and finding a half decent hotel (except for a few water problems). Everyone headed for dinner in a local restaurant other than me, who stayed in having caught some lurgy. Then it was bed and the hope of reaching the desert tomorrow.
(15) 22 March. And then there were three...
Yesterday on the way back from Beni Tajite our rather oversized group of seven cars split into two. There is no plan for this trip and different groups have different aspirations: some want desert and some want mountains; we have different end destinations; and the four wheel and two wheel drives have very different capabilities and want to do very different routes. So we are now with two other cars who like us are aiming to get to Dakhla and sell their cars. Two Mercedes and an Audi will today be heading west and then south towards the desert.
Last night we changed the spark plugs on the car in the hope that it might resolve our problem. It did not seem to do much then (which is what we might have expected) yet this morning our trusty steed was once again behaving herself. We do not understand but we are not complaining. Although we are beginning to get a dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree as different warning lights appear and fail to go out. We have also come up with a new game to play while driving instead of 'Eye Spy' (so limiting: sky, road, mountain). This game is 'What's that noise the car is making?' It has so much more scope...
We set off from El Rachidia after a trip to the souk for food supplies (we wanted to stock up for our planned night in the desert) and a trip to a cafe to hijack their wifi and update blogs and emails. Our route took us out of town onto a main road through the now familiar landscape of dry, flat valley bounded by deep red rock. We then headed south on a potholed road, up over a high pass, down into an obviously more fertile area of green, gently rolling landscape and then it was off road proper.
We took the turning off to head south to the delightful sounding village of Knob. It was a road that was like a farmer's track and compared with yesterday it was easy going and made us realise just how challenging yesterday had been for both cars and drivers. And unlike yesterday we also had an ever changing landscape as we threaded our way into the mountains through grassy valleys and craggy rock. You might think we were in a hot and sunny Snowdonia.
After two hours we reached the summit pass and looked south onto a stunning but vastly different landscape than that we had just driven through. To this southern side from horizon to horizon lay a stark, grey mountainous landscape and 7200 feet below and some ten miles off were two huge wide valleys, our route to the desert.
However, the route down was slow going. The road seemed more rutted, was very narrow and - unlike coming up - we scraped our sump guard continuously, although we are now of a view that this also had something to do with facing down the slope. You also got a great view over some rather precipitous edges. Between all these things it made for very slow progress, as did the very winding road, and it became clear that what looked like a ten mile journey on the map to the desert was going to be considerably further: we would not be there by sunset. The route would certainly not be safe to drive in the dark so we would need to camp before then.
So we are once again spending a night under the stars by a wadi surrounded by mountains and in total isolation. A dinner cooked on an open fire and an impromptu sing song led by our Irish contingent has rounded off another day to remember. Maybe the desert tomorrow?